Dude we have just come up with something insane, every sunday we meet at the Chafford Hundred Station at 10AM....and go skate. Anyone shud come even if they dont skate....make the numbers. We'll all decide where to go, it cud be london, basildon or, if your lucky, a dark alley with one of us....especially if your name is Rick, with a nickname of Sick Rick...you know who you are...
yes ladies and gentlemen, all those that have bin awaiting the long arival of rollmodel can now be satisfied with ur urges........Its Here just ask james gaz or joe for a copy that can be urs for a FIVER!
The Chafford Hundred Campus had been pretty gay before, but now they've confirmed it, they're as bent as Stevie Wonder in a room with Elton John....they destroyed what was left of our beautifull website....but wait, how can u be on it, thats coz we have this back up plan....Aka Plan B, Aka Plan b with a little of C, Aka Mike....thats who u thank for this kick ass new site....love u mike...
Joe only just managed to gap the liberty stair case in basildon, some ridiculous stair set that has its own name as ppl have like nearly killed themselves on em....well joe thought he'd take it one step further and 180'd it for shits and giggles.....u'll see it in rollmodel...
Sorry for cussin down Steve Irwin we love him really...
Dudez, ladies hoe's and Caeda......STEVE IRWIN HAS DIED.....dude its a loss to us all.....but makes a nice space filler between serious news...
James had the most unfortunate of bails about 3 months ago, he did a simple fakie 360 over the currys bush gap but clipped the stupid little concrete curb before and flew the whole bush gap and landed on his arm.....the result.......it broke. Well lucky for you hoe's he is fine and his hand is ready for action......its been a long 3 and a half months but James finally found his kleenex moment......bless him, oh and he can skate properly again...
Gaz has turned out A-Ok after his head smashing on the floor after a 6 foot roof gap plunge....he landed straight on his head: awwwwwwwwwwww - be silent - but now he is fine, he recovered in a day or two but we thought we'd let you know as we were worried for his beautifull locks and the precious head in which they sit...
The team have been working long and hard and have produced something totally amazing. Someone then said that sliced bread has allready been invented so they decided to make a new DVD instead. Its coming along very nicely and includes: ninjas, lesbians, roof gaps, handrails and some footage from parties as well as chicken footage. Yes if you like lesbians ninjas and chickens then we've got the perfect film for you....Rollmodel....out soon
Some of you may have seen a giant chicken on rollerblades lately, this was Joe Yeomans and we were recording for the next film Rollmodel unfortunately the footage that was on joe's camera has been lost but hopefully our other camera man caught some so hopefully it will be in the next film...
The DVD has just been made, its a sick man video...if you want it you need to find one of the team and ask for one we'll get right back to yah...It cost five pounds and has lots of random footage, theres loads to see including stacks, profiles and other footage such as a Burger King Drive Thru on blades and the Lakeside Security Staff...
Joe has successfully regained control of his arm and his back up skating again, at the moment its to cold to try the trick again but look out for it by the next video. As for the DVD we have just found a way to get it on DVD but there will be no menu or chapters, we will be deciding on our next plan of action real soon...
Unbelievably Joe Yeomans has done it again, after his recent misfortune at the school that put him out two weeks he has now chipped a bone in his wrist pulling a huge unity, I no I no terrible fate but he should be back by the weekend to continue to film for Rollmodel.
We spoke to Extreme Sports and they have said they are gonna support us for the next DVD and are sending us some sponsor gear to wear in the next video...watch out for it